carrot lover(s)
hi, I'm Jordan Mayne Allen, I'm weird I apologize. I am in love with five boys in a band. simple, but effective.
Personal me face. Fanfiction one shot? message archive
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
(One Direction in a horror movie)
- Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."
- Zayn: "Really? Do i look god?"
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
- Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
- Killer: "At a time like this?"
- Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
- Killer: "..."
- Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
- Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
- Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
- Killer: "..."
- Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
- Killer: "I need a new hobby."
